-It bothers me when your crush subconsciously insists that he should date every girl who looks and acts like you, but is not you.
-The morning bothers me. To quote SIR David Cook, "The morning might not be the devil, but it sure is a low level apprentice."
-Justin Beiber, he bothers me...I know he's continuing the tradition: Breaking into teen land with a new, signature hairstyle. That *Nsync bleach look was cool when I was in 6th grade and let me tell you, it was a straight path to my heart. To all the girls who are just learning to shave, I know that thump thump you feel when you see Beiber's hair tossled flat against his forehead. It's intense. It hasn't been long since I've felt that way about a boy's hair. Have you seen Joe Jonas's new cut? Hot Dayum! Anyway, his manner of forwarding pop star hair isn't what bothers me. It's the fact this kid thinks he can stroll out of the womb and be Jesse McCartney 2.0. Don't mess with the Jess. JMac is the country's most underrated triple threat. (See:
My Baby and
"Keith" ) In addition, with a crow's feet adorned smile he can make you feel like "the hottest girl in the world today"...even if he's loving up on another girl. So, now Bieber is going to have to suffer the consequences, no iTunes purchases from Cosmo. I know you're gonna miss that dime of royalty. In other news, see ya boy at the Z100 Jingle Ball on Friday! Woot Woot!
-It bothers me when People Mag recycles their Sexiest Man Alive. Much love to Depp, Pitt, and Clooney, but let's get some fresh meat on the cover. The well-seasoned filet is getting Zzzzzzzz.
-Getting ready for bed bothers me. It's almost an oxymoron. Why do I need a fresh face and minty breath for my pillow? Is this some hot date? Well, actually I do sleep with an Orlando Bloom pillow.
P.S. Beiber, nice job stealing Joey McIntyre's pre-pubescent voice.
xoxo *heart* *heart* :) Cosmo Woods
